"Warning: Explicit Content. ""Nonstop Embarrassment at the Phony Free Clinic"" Series. ""The clinic is free…but the price is too high!"" So says every woman unfortunate enough to be treated at the “Care One Free Clinic.” In exchange for “free” medical care, these poor women, young and old, pay dearly by enduring spartan conditions, low-end everything, and a lack of privacy that’s downright appalling.

Worse, although there is an experienced M.D. running the joint, a certain Dr. Jesse Langford, nearly all of the “free care” offered here is conducted by three horny young college men, including his lonely, touch-starved son, Byron. All are nothing but first-year pre-med students—woefully unqualified to be ordering shivering women out of their clothes and into a plethora of humiliating procedures. What these poor women must endure in order to save money is appalling—all so four dirty young men can have the thrill of their lives. It’s disgraceful, disturbing, and disgusting…which, according to these guys, is a very good thing!

In this tale of disgraceful injustice, college freshman Brooke Bennet needs a complete physical before she can join the university gymnastics team. Sadly, her mom recently lost her job, so their only option is the CareOne Free Clinic.

That wouldn’t be so bad except for four things:

One: Brooke’s mom, Laura, gets a call at the last minute for a job interview, so she can’t go in with her. Instead, Laura asks her 51-year-old boyfriend to take her place. That’s…awkward.

Two: Her mom’s boyfriend, Eddie, is a despicable creep who’s not only crude and obnoxious but a total sleaze who’s always ogling Brooke very inappropriately. That’s…disturbing.

Three: The clinic is so spartan that there aren’t even any curtains in front of the exam enclosures. That’s…horrifying.

Four: The young man who will be doing the exam, Byron, isn’t even a doctor—just a first-year pre-med student at a community college. And he invites Eddie to stay and watch…for legal purposes, whatever those are! That’s…just shy of traumatizing! Oh, and there aren’t even any exam gowns to put on! Instead, poor Brooke is given a simple paper drape to hold over herself…while Eddie watches everything and drools.

Sadly, his drooling is the least of Brooke’s concerns. Remember, Eddie is a pig. A callous, opportunistic pig who somehow manages to take what is already the most humiliating experience Brooke ever could have imagined and turn it into a living nightmare for the poor, shivering, gasping young lady. Eddie might be despicable…he might be lecherous…but you gotta give the guy credit for being creative—in the most gratifying ways imaginable!

If public medical humiliation for unsuspecting and submissive female patients is your cup of tea, this story is for you! Get your copy today and discover how much fun a young man can have when “playing doctor” is taken to unbelievable new heights!"

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NARRATOR

Scott Ashey is a Rhode Island-based muscian, writer, and instructor with over 25 years' experience both onstage and backstage. He holds a BM from Berklee College of Music and has been leading musicians, professional and amateur alike, onto the stage since 1981.