"Disclaimer: It’s not just sleazy men who have a preoccupation or even an obsession with women’s behinds. Refer to nearly any poll out there, and you’ll see that most men are pretty darned obsessed with a lovely lady’s soft, warm, and deliciously round mounds filling out the back of her jeans—along with all the nifty cracks, creases, and crinkles that go along with those mouthwatering protrusions.

Well, who can blame them? Bottoms, behinds, butts, buns, bums, booties—whatever you choose to call ‘em, they sure are a lot of fun to hold and behold. Firm or soft. Big or small. Young or old. Pink or bronzed. In the end, there’s something for everyone!

But whereas most butt aficionados are content to simply ogle the swaying cheeks of a woman on the street, goose a bit of curviness in an elevator, and perhaps play with the tushy of a wife or girlfriend, some of the more shall we say, ambitious individuals out there really succumb to their obsession and, through trickery and cunning, wind up with handfuls of softness that, technically, they’re not really “authorized” to enjoy!

Oh, well, the bottom line is that female rear ends are brimming with yumminess, and whether their owners realize it or not, those southern attractions just might enjoy a bit of extra, albeit dirty-minded, attention if only these owners could “see the light” and allow their sexy bums to see the light, too. The light of day! 

Kikyo Watabe, nurse’s aide – 23

I didn’t mean it! I really didn’t! I accidentally put the wrong medicine in a patient’s IV and nearly killed her! Then, the head of my department, Dr. Stuart Fischer, fired me! This means I’ll have to return to Japan, a failure in the eyes of my family and myself. But now, minutes later, he tells me I’m hired again!

If… If I allow a dying patient named Mike Murphy to feel and explore my body however he chooses! The poor man! According to Dr. Fischer, he has never had a girlfriend or a woman in his life to enjoy. And this will be his only chance to savor a female body as he always wanted to.

But I can’t do that! The problem is, I can’t lose my job and be sent home, either! I guess I’ll just have to go through with it, no matter how embarrassing it is! And to make things even more embarrassing, Dr. Fischer told me that Mr. Murphy has a chronic obsession with women’s bottoms! Therefore, that’s the part of my body he plans to spend the most time with—exposing it…fondling it…and…whatever!

I feel so sorry for the poor man. I really do. I mean, he only has a couple of days left to live, and I’m the only woman he’ll ever have the chance to finally satisfy his lifelong urges and desires! So no matter how humiliating, I simply have to honor every one of his increasingly lewd and unpleasant requests!

Lenny Hayes, multimillionaire – 52

Psst! My name’s not really Mike Murphy…and I’m not dying either. I just cooked up this scheme with the help of Dr. Fischer, one of my golfing buddies (whom I paid a fortune in exchange for his help), so I can have a grand old time exploring the behind of one of the many sexy nurses I see here at the hospital while my wife is in surgery for a knee replacement.

My wife has always been stingy in the bedroom (particularly in matters concerning her tushy), and this surgery means she’ll be out of commission for months! I had to do something before I go crazy. Well, it wasn’t cheap, but I sure hit the jackpot! Kikyo Watabe is the cutest, sexiest, most innocent little Japanese nurse any man could imagine! And her bottom is as cute as the rest of her!

So, okay, call me a sleaze. But I just have to savor this little sweetie before my wife wakes up. And being a greedy, spoiled, entitled millionaire, my demands are pretty damned demanding. Sorry, but I just can’t help myself. Kikyo is just so gosh-darned adorable! And the more she shows and the more she does, the more I want! I mean, you have to see this cutie! Then, you’d understand why I’m doing all this.

Even if the poor girl is humiliated to the nth degree—which I admit is a real turn-on in itself! Oh, God, I just hope my wife doesn’t come out of surgery too soon!

If cute women, beautiful bottoms, unscrupulous men, and massive amounts of humiliation are your cup of tea, this story is for you! Get your copy today and discover just how much fun a lovely rear end can be when it’s shaking a mile a minute!"

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Katie Carlson is an audiobook narrator extraordinaire, fusing her stage acting talents with a voice honed over decades fronting an all-female alt rock band. Based out of Los Angeles, Carlson enjoys surfing at Hermosa Beach and playing beach volleyball when she has time.