Warning: Explicit Content. Ahoy, fellow lovers of all things tropical and naughty! I present to you: “Seven Lonely Castaways: A Gilligan’s Island Parody for Adults Only.” This fun and steamy tale features everyone’s favorite island castaways as you’ve never experienced them before! Along with the skipper, his first mate, the millionaire and his wife, and the professor are two of the most beautiful and lusted-after lovelies in the history of television…that is to say: one luscious redheaded movie star and one sweet and tempting little farmgirl extraordinaire! Well, what would it be like to make sweet love with either of these legendary island princesses? You are about to experience “tropical paradise” of a whole other order as we venture to a place where the TV cameras of yesteryear—or any year—were never allowed to go!

---

J.C. Cummings is a happy, hard-working, and fun-loving author of adult fiction living the seaside cottage lifestyle in beautiful, sun-drenched North Carolina. Oh, he loves his work! Sitting out on the deck, typing away at the sexploits of one randy couple after another... and all the while feeling his own tingles from the sun and the ocean breeze on his skin, the rhythmic pounding of the surf in his ears, and view after view of semi-naked bodies spread out before him... well, he absolutely cannot think of anything he’d rather do more (for a living, anyway)!

NARRATOR

Scott Ashey is a Rhode Island-based muscian, writer, and instructor with over 25 years' experience both onstage and backstage. He holds a BM from Berklee College of Music and has been leading musicians, professional and amateur alike, onto the stage since 1981.