"Warning: Explicit Content. ""Nonstop Embarrassment at the Phony Free Clinic"" Series.  “The clinic is free…but the price is too high!” So says every woman unfortunate enough to be treated at the “Care One Free Clinic.” In exchange for “free” medical care, these poor women, young and old, pay dearly by enduring spartan conditions, low-end everything, and a lack of privacy that is downright appalling.

Worse, although there is an experienced M.D. running the joint, a certain Dr. Jesse Langford, nearly all of the “free care” offered out here is conducted by three young, horny college men, including his lonely, touch-starved son, Byron. All are nothing but first-year pre-med students—woefully unqualified to be ordering shivering women out of their clothes and into a plethora of humiliating procedures.

What these poor women must endure in order to save money is appalling—all so that four young men who have no interest in becoming doctors can have the thrill of their lives. It’s disgraceful, disturbing, and disgusting…which, according to these guys, is a very good thing!

In this tale of sleaze and sin, opportunistic restaurant owner Donny Durkin is bringing his three new waitresses, who have recently arrived from Ireland, to spend the summer working on Cape Cod for physicals, as required by the federal government for all foreign food service workers. But since neither of them has health coverage in the States, Donny has no choice but to bring them to the CareOne Free Clinic.

Well, there’s embarrassment, and there’s embarrassment! Upon arrival, the three nervous newbies are immediately instructed to disrobe completely right in front of waiting patients…and himself! Then the shivering lassies must endure the indignity of being examined side by side by a gawky medical school freshman, Byron, while Donny continues to look on! Talk about a mind-blowing lineup!

Now, it goes without saying that both Donny and the phony physician are as devious and dirty-minded as they come. So Byron cooks up every way imaginable to ensure that the horrified young ladies are thoroughly exposed, unethically positioned, and excessively probed… He’ll also find a way to let their boss help out!

How these young women will endure this heinous degree of embarrassment is anyone’s guess. After all, they’re working here without proper visas. So if they think that bending over in their birthday suits before dozens of onlookers is the extent of their disturbing day, they’re even more naïve than they look!

If public medical humiliation for unsuspecting and submissive female patients is your cup of tea, this story is for you! Get your copy today and discover how much fun a young man can have when “playing doctor” is taken to unbelievable new heights!"

Scott Ashey is a Rhode Island-based musician, writer, and instructor with over 25 years' experience both onstage and backstage. He holds a BM from Berklee College of Music and has been leading musicians, professional and amateur alike, onto the stage since 1981.