Don't get caught with your pants down! Keep this audiobook under the pillow, in the glove compartment, and anywhere you might encounter the perils of romance. Experts provide instructions on what you need to know fast, like how to fend off a pickup artist, how to have sex in a small space, how to deal with a cheating lover, how to remove difficult clothing, how to survive an obsessive ex, how to survive if you wake up next to someone whose name you don't remember. Plus a handy appendix of body language, pickup lines and useful excuses.

The authors have appeared on 20/20, Today, National Enquirer TV, as well as in Time, USA Today, The New Yorker, People, Forbes, The Washington Post, Glamour and Entertainment Weekly.

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AUTHORS
Joshua Piven, a resident of Philadelphia, is a computer journalist and freelance writer, and is a former editor at Ziff-Davis Publishing. He has been chased by knife-weilding motorcycle bandits, stuck in subway tunnels, been robbed and mugged, has had to break down doors and pick locks, and his computer crashes regularly.

David Borgenicht, a resident of Philadelphia, is a writer and editor who has written several nonfiction books. He has ridden in heavily-armored vehicles in Pakistan, stowed away on Amtrak, been conned by a grifter, broken into several houses (each for good reason), and has "borrowed" mini-bottles from the drink cart on delta.

Jennifer Worick is an editor and the author of My Dysfunctional Life and My Fabulous Life. She has dated a variety of motley men, including a fellow who was briefly trapped in a cult compound in upstate New York and a boyfriend who went weak in the knees whenever he heard Tears for Fears. She lives in Philadelphia and--at press time--is single.

NARRATOR
Laura Hamilton is a two-time recipient of ALA Notable Recording Awards and numerous Publisher Weekly 'Listen Up' Awards for her audiobook narrations. Ms. Hamilton has also done video and radio voice-over work for such companies as AT&T Broadband, the Chicago Bulls, Busch Gardens and Chicago's world famous Field Museum. She lives in Chicago."

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REVIEWS
Publishers Weekly
"... instead of giving advice about finding Mr. or Ms. Right, the guide focuses on the issues in today's bizarro world of dating."

The Cleveland Plain Dealer
"Serious advice is offered on silly situations, and the result is compelling. You can learn a quick escape, determine the gender of your date or how to spot a bad rug, a boob job or an axe murderer. If only I had this knowledge when that charming chef from Portland leaned over his coffee in a museum cafe, smiled winningly, and asked me the color of my panties."